Baseball is the American pass time. Right up there with grandma’s apple pie and the bald eagle. When I was in college, I went with a group of friends to see a Cleveland Indians game (back when it was still Jacobs field damnit!), by the time we left, my life had changed.
I met this beautiful, blond midwestern girl, and before long I had snuck her into the men’s room for a quickie. Imagine my surprise when she dropped her panties and I discovered that the players weren’t the only people with bats and balls that day. I didn’t have second thoughts though, because as it turns out you really can get the best of both worlds sometimes.
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